If I find out who charmed my math book to play "Genie in a bottle" I will kill them on sight. Firstly, Christina Aguleria is a complete sleaze that sets a false ideal for little girls. Secondly that song is so offensive. It's evil!
There I was sitting in class, minding my own business. I opened my book to take out my homework to pass in and the next thing I know, the entire class if being serenaded by that irritating pop beat! Try explaining that to a teacher. At least they knew I didn't do it. I'm not witch after all.